9/24/2023 0 Comments Episode interactive stories![]() ![]() This man is a dud, and the only one who doesn’t seem to see it is Jenn. Sure, Jenn’s mother might meet them for a meal where she constantly compares Ryan to Jenn’s ex and doesn’t even ask one question about him, but he should never get a clean bill of health. He is not a good partner for her, and even though he says it, he is never going to give her the commitment she needs. Well, why is she lying not only to her mother but also her BFF 4EVA LYLAS? Just last episode Jenn told Ryan to his face that she’s worried that “someone came between them.” Ryan is totally going to cheat on this woman. What really concerns me the most about Jenn’s relationship with the president of the Laguna Beach chapter of the Lollipop Guild is that Jenn says her mother asked if she has any concerns that Ryan would cheat on her and her response was, “Nope.” Jenn, like so many Housewives, says her mother is her best friend. You’re out of your damn mind.” Well, her mom may not be saying that, but I am, and I really hope Jenn listens. Jenn says she’s worried that her mother is going to say about Ryan, “Absolutely not. Jenn, I don’t know you one single bit and I am telling you right now, Molly, you in danger, girl. Jenn says that she needs someone who knows her, meaning her mom, to meet Ryan and let her know if this is a good idea or not. She waited two years because she loves Jenn’s ex, Will, so much that she made a photo of him on her lock screen. Jenn’s mother, Kristen, is in town to meet Ryan for the first time. It’s like when we all joined Threads for two days, but instead of just posting out profiles on the Platform I Refuse to Call X, we had a meet-up at a bar and had passed hors d’oeuvres.īut before we can totally roast Heather’s party, let’s first take on Ryan. Heather’s HD extravaganza is not so much for launching an entire channel as it is Heather having a full sit-down lunch with her friends in their best “auditioning for Housewives” cosplay for signing up for a new social media account. It is literally Instagram Lives all saved up, and you can click on them and listen to Heather talk about her skincare regime and whatnot. However, there’s just, um, not much there. I was all ready to do a deep dive on Fireside, especially since Heather Dubrow’s PR reached out to the Housewives Institute when the “network” launched and made us sign an NDA before we could get the press release. This is like Instagram Live, or TikTok, or OnlyFans.” Then Tamra and the rest of the guests at the HD party had to hear all about Fireside, the “first fully interactive live chat app.” Tamra says exactly what I was going to say, “This is not revolutionary. Okay, I was going to liken it to a Fruit by the Foot or a Bubble Tape, but sure, Heather, make a worse version of my joke. Then Heather said that Emily was at her party eating a cucumber with her fingers like it was a Fruit Roll-Up. Tamra stole my thunder, and I was going to say the jacket he wore to dinner with Jenn’s mom had more patches than a pirate convention. ![]() First, Tamra makes a joke about Jenn’s boyfriend Ryan’s awful taste in clothes, which I would normally describe as an Armani Exchange collab with the original Space Jam. ![]() Now, the women themselves are right there in the show stealing my material. They launch silly projects, wear awful clothes, and eat insane things, and I make jokes about them. Like George Costanza and the pigeons, I thought I had a deal with the Real Housewives. ![]()
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